Good slave

That one time I was a good slave and was tied to a sailboat mast all night, with a butt plug in. We were far enough offshore that there weren’t any bugs but a few boats DID pass by so close I was certain they saw me.

Hard Eight BBQ

If you’re ever in the Dallas area you’d be doing yourself a dis-service by not going to Hard Eight BBQ, it’s literally my favorite restaurant I’ve been to in all my travels. Those damn Texans sure know how to cook some brisket! One time I was in Dallas for 5 days and I ate there 6 times.